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Why I Wear Makeup
-In this reality, I’m past puberty and still get pimples so I’m gonna make like Prez Nixon and try to cover that shit up
-I’m going out tonight and still insist on wearing the same all-black ensemble every time so I’m gonna have to up the notch here a little before people start asking questions like “do you wash your clothes ever” and “we’re really worried about you”
-I’ve been drinking all last night and damn, girl, I look deader than Robert Pattinson when he’s reminded by the press about Twilight
-Dark lipstick makes me feel like I’m a witch, and I can’t set you on fire with my mind as I’ve been attempting for the past 20 minutes.
-Cuz Tuesdays are boring and I want to add some color to them
-Naturally, my eyelids aren’t beautifully copper and gold-pigmented soooooooooooo are you a wizard or am I gonna have to take the handlebars on this one?
-Sometimes, the pregame/get ready is better than the night out. And I can also stand in my own bathroom without being ankle-deep in piss
-I Only Look Like This When I’m Blushing, The Last Time My Eyes Looked This Bright Was Before You Left, I Only Kiss You When I’m Not Wearing Lipstick and other FOB songs
-I love the aesthetics of retro-glam cat eyes but I don’t have or want a time machine to go back to the socio-economic fuckwad of that time period.
-These eyebrows don’t powerfully frame the face by themselves
-I fuckin feel like it today and sometimes I don’t, get off my butt
-The longer the lashes, the closer to god, or at least the closer to looking like I have amazing lashes, which is just as great and also a little less about the complexities of the universe
-I want to look absolutely fabulous while eating cheese nachos now leave me alone
-Sometimes it really boosts my confidence when I want to look especially nice for a person or event. Does that make me a monster, society? Can’t I be happy for ONE SECOND in this high-waisted cage?
-I dig the awesome, every day artistry that comes along with changing your lip color, creating contours on the face, and smoking out an eye. I may not be a MASTER but it still feels pretty damn cool and in my book, takes a “particular kind of skill” (not what Liam Neeson was talking about)
-If you can’t smoke out your friends, smoke out an eye! I’m very sorry, guys, I swear I’m not a cop.
-I like the way I look in it! Eat me!
Why I DON’T Wear Makeup
-To have you tell me I look better without it
-Because I think it makes me more feminine than people who choose not to wear it
-Because I need your approval on it
- me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
- me: of a tough week
- me: of a bad month
- me: of a terrible year
- me: of a dreadful existence